My Kobe-Versary

Let me start off by saying this is not me celebrating beating a rape charge but rather the celebration of my birth 24 times over. Usually Im not a big birthday guy, I mean I enjoy gathering to celebrate ones escape from the birth canal but Im not really big on having a huge gathering for it... at least not anymore. As a kid I loved being the center of attention and relished birthdays because it meant calls (and serenades of Fred, family birthday song) from relatives I only heard from once or twice a year and jus a fawning that Id come to crave. Being that now Im a beaten down older man I realize that a lot of that is fake fawning since it only does come once a year similar to an old couple who makes sure they annually do it ironically on one of their birthdays*shudder* and since Im not big on planning because people will let you down more often than not (a post for the future) I gave up on planning and traditional birthday fun on a whole.

Conspiracy Theories: Driving Is A Scam

I realize that thus far my blog has been me trying to get outta my head or trying to improve mankind (ur welcome) and it hasnt been any of the stereotypical blogging of my worthless opinions (under a dim single bulb in a secluded room) on many things that I or other people find to be "conspiracies" (The British are coming). Onto the topic at hand and obviously this isnt the first that anyone has heard or made this claim (just look at the gas prices) but my belief is that it runs waaaaay deeper than that. Follow my train of thought if you will.....

I Am What I Am, but is that ALL that I am?

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